Cleansing The Aura With Eggs

I learned of egg cleansings when I was about sixteen. Since then I have come to understand that there are a great many different ways to do egg cleansings. This following method is to be used to remove heaviness from the aura. It's not a method I would recommend as a daily cleansing, due to the amount of eggs required. It is best done in the evening prior to retiring. Begin by mentally dividing your body into twelve equal parts. Take a DOZEN fresh eggs, and cleanse the body using one unbroken egg per section, starting with the crown of your head and finishing with the soles of your feet. Take care to not let the eggs break as you gently rub them on the surface of your body. Each time you finish a section, smash the egg in the sink (if you don't have a garbage disposal; you can smash them into a bowl or bin). Once you have finished cleansing your body and all 12 eggs have been smashed in the sink, run the garbage disposal until the eggs are completely disposed of. Turn off the disposal and faucet. Pour an entire quart of distilled white vinegar, with 3 tablespoons of salt mixed in, down the sink. Don't rinse it. In the morning, run some fresh water down the drain to rinse it out. If you have thrown the eggs in a bin, just put them in an appropriate garbage receptacle outside of your house right after you have completed the aura cleansing. Omit the vinegar salt mixture if you are throwing them in the garbage instead of your sink.